my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
People log out?
Wait. You can log out?
Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns
*opens jacket* hey kid you wanna buy some dru- (construction workers start sawing) you wanna buy some- (saws get louder) hey kid you wanna buy
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this